Shaving cream as anti fog?

[outlaw]

Nah, not really viable option for defog...BUT, it does work well for donning stiff wetsuits for students or clients. Really. And it flushes with water transfer unlike oils or soaps. Use it on bindings for wakeboards as well.

[K Mejean]

Thanks for the you tube link. Now I will be singing that song for the next two days. Just what I needed.

[CaverCraig]

Spit

snotty spit works even better

[Sludge]

Okay, I have to tell my favorite defog story.

There was a pool session going on and a student said he had left his defog at home. The instructor said, "Just use spit."

The shop owner's wife, an accountant, walked over to the instructor and whispered, "We don't sell spit!"

[aainslie]

Nah, not really viable option for defog...BUT, it does work well for donning stiff wetsuits for students or clients. Really. And it flushes with water transfer unlike oils or soaps. Use it on bindings for wakeboards as well.

If THAT's what you're looking for, try a cheap hair conditioner. Stuff works great... freedivers use it.

[Sludge]

hair conditioner

???

What's this?

[Squirrel Girl]

???

What's this?

Hair. It's the stuff that grows on many people's heads.

[Xenia]

Hair. It's the stuff that grows on many people's heads.

That's funny there... Don't tease poor Sludge he may get hurt..

[Sludge]

As I tell the kids at school, "I looked in the mirror this morning. I know I'm bald."

[Squirrel Girl]

That's funny there... Don't tease poor Sludge he may get hurt..

Slüdge keeps tossing me these softballs. I can't *help* it. It has nothing whatsoever to do with him as a person. I like him! I don't find him any more tease-worthy than anyone else. But when someone pitches those softballs at me... WHACKO!


Besides, Slüdge seems to be good natured and doesn't seem to be overly sensitive. Lord knows my local friends (the few pathetic ones I have) wouldn't let me get by without being teased!