I agree. The place is a dump. It is filled with mosquitoes, no see ums, at least 3 different types venomous spiders, rattlesnakes, copperheads, moccasins, coral snakes, palmetto bugs, alligators, crocodiles, damn yankees, illegal immigrants, strip mines, sinkholes, rising sea levels, transplanted refugees from Georgia, mousketeers, wacko's by the gross, gross wacko's, meth heads, not to mention rednecks, drunks of all ages, sharks, sting rays, urchins (both sea and street), invasive species like giant lizards, pythons, Melaleuca trees, hydrilla, Island Apple snails, Lac Scale, walking catfish, and all the damn tilapia that have escaped. Hell, just yesterday, we had a wacko bite off his girlfriends lower lip in a argument.
And if that is not enough, just look at this list:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/crazy...ear-in-florida
Add to that hanging chads, and a governor that looks like Skeletor, and I suggest you go to Missouri. Lots of good cave diving there.
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