Reminds me of an old joke:
Attorney: Dr. Jones, how did you determine that Mr. Smith was in fact dead? Did you conduct a complete examination?
Medical Examiner: No.
Attorney: Did you check his level of responsiveness?
Medical Examiner: No
Attorney: Did you check his pulse?
Medical Examiner: No
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Medical Examiner: No
Attorney: So will you explain to the jury how you could be sure that Mr. Smith was in fact dead, when you didn't perform even the simplest components of a physical examination?
Medical Examiner: His brain was in a jar on my desk. Though I suppose it's not impossible that he could be out there somewhere practicing law.



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