Survey on psychological aspects of "extreme" diving

[MORGAN]

I asked about this, and found ot that the surveymonkey web site has a built in cootie filter, and girls (who are known carriers of cooties) cant get past the filter.

BTW, why would anyone spend their time on a site called surveymonkey. Monkey's cant survey hell, they cant even level the transit.

LOL! I hope the cootie filter works both ways, to keep the monkeys from spreading their nasty monkey cooties and flinging their feces at people.

I occasionally serve as a survey monkey for a friend who's a surveyor. My part of the job is lugging gear up mountainsides and through swamps, standing in mud or pricker bushes ignoring the mosquitos and black flies, holding the prism very still, and running the dumb end of the tape. His part of the job is peering through the transit muttering distractedly to himself, telling me where to go and where to hold the prism, and correcting me when I call his machine a transit. ("It's a theodolite!") He calls the friends that he talks into doing this "survey monkeys", as in, "I've got a job on Spruce Mountain; you want to monkey for me tomorrow? I have noticed that on the bill we are referred to as "Field Survey Technicians". So, you don't have to be able to survey (or even level the transit, er, theodolite) to be a survey monkey.

Maybe my next career will be tank monkey!

Mike

[sskasser]

I asked about this, and found ot that the surveymonkey web site has a built in cootie filter, and girls (who are known carriers of cooties) cant get past the filter.

BTW, why would anyone spend their time on a site called surveymonkey. Monkey's cant survey hell, they cant even level the transit.

Hehehe...no such cootie filter on CDF! Muwah! Muwah! Muwah! Now you have girl cooties all over your screen!

[OFG-1]

Hehehe...no such cootie filter on CDF! Muwah! Muwah! Muwah! Now you have girl cooties all over your screen!

Yeech, I guess I now have to get my cyber screen cleaner working!

http://doglickingscreen.com/

[FW]

If nothing else, College Diver and his friend will have an interesting insight into the minds of cavedivers after reading this thread.

[Squirrel Girl]

I asked about this, and found ot that the surveymonkey web site has a built in cootie filter, and girls (who are known carriers of cooties) cant get past the filter.

Last Friday I had lunch with my usual group. One guy won't have lunch with me, if it's just the two of us and I tease him MERCILESSLY over that. MERCILESSLY. So bad that he actually will have lunch with me now.

So on Friday, we sat down at the booth and I made room on my side for the other guy. He mentioned cooties, but sat down anyway. I immediately sprinkled cooties all over him, quite liberally! Cooties, cooties, cooties!

[sskasser]

Last Friday I had lunch with my usual group. One guy won't have lunch with me, if it's just the two of us and I tease him MERCILESSLY over that. MERCILESSLY. So bad that he actually will have lunch with me now.

So on Friday, we sat down at the booth and I made room on my side for the other guy. He mentioned cooties, but sat down anyway. I immediately sprinkled cooties all over him, quite liberally! Cooties, cooties, cooties!

Be careful, Barbi, that could backfire! Some guys actually LIKE girl cooties!!

[Sludge]

The next time I see you two I'll make sure I have CP written in ink on the back of my hand.

[Squirrel Girl]

Be careful, Barbi, that could backfire! Some guys actually LIKE girl cooties!!

I was telling the Mikes out at Jackson.... If a guy in interested in me, then he's a FREAK. He should think what that says about himself.

However, I would gladly sprinkle cooties on a guy, if I could get some dive gear in exchange!!!!!!

[Squirrel Girl]

The next time I see you two I'll make sure I have CP written in ink on the back of my hand.

And just WHERE were you? I expected to see you at a workshop function, but nooooooooooo.

CP? Cooties protection?

[MORGAN]

The next time I see you two I'll make sure I have CP written in ink on the back of my hand.

Let me guess - Cootie Proof?

Mike