Own your own cave for $1,000

[Cindy]

a) Have a board of directors (BOD) elected by popular annual vote.
b) Vistors and/or guests pay a nominal fee to dive the site.
c) Single share per indiviual owner, or multiple share holders hold a
single vote
d) Shares can be sold, given or willed to others
e) Deed restrictions, such as,
1) no member is allowed to live on the property
2) no training
3) no hunting, trapping, motocross, etc.
4) No erection of personal structures
5) No storage of personal equipment, to include boats,
trailers, DPVs, dive gear, etc. unless staying in bunk house
f) No personal sales of maps, surveys, photos or videos of cave
g) Virgin passage is 1st come, 1st explored, no "holding the end of
line"
h) Safety & training requirement modifications should exploration
dictate SM, trimix, DPVs, rebreathers, etc.
i) Line management coordinator
j) If you lay line you survey what you lay and submit to coordinator
You can name your explored areas provided survey data is
submitted
k) A host of others items can be added

I'm sorry but this is cracking me up!