Unintended Consequences Redux

[ggoodman]

I have to agree with OFG. This is not Jesus, rather it's John Lennon. It's very easy to see the resemblance:

http://www.cavediver.net/forum/galle...ennonimage.jpg

http://www.cavediver.net/forum/galle...9/2/lennon.jpg

Do you realize how much you've just cost us by removing that snail before the portrait was completed?!?!? Had you left the snail there a few more days, we could have carefully preserved and removed the portrait and sold it on ebay for thousands of dollars!!!

Is this what happens when you get older?

[Sludge]

I don't know, I've decided to start getting younger.

[RHolmesJr]

Although I do follow your rationale concerning the snail’s probable mental state, and do agree that the periodic appearance of bright lights would have disoriented this brave snail adventurer, I cannot find any resemblance to Jesus in the snail writings. The number “2” that you have seen, looks more to me like a misshapen # 9, which may, of course, been the snail’s reference to John Lennon singing Revolution #9 on the white album. While it is true that you would have had a better view of the entire snail message, the fact that you would believe that this snail could have sketched Jesus, without benefit of ever seeing Jesus, or having a King Snail translated version of the Bible, leads me to one of two conclusions:

1 – You just wanted to take the damn thing out of the cave.
2 – Those flashbacks that we were all warned about in the ‘60’s have finally presented themselves to you as Jesus hallucinations in snail tracks.

p.s. It looks a lot more like Andy Kaufman to me.

You my friend are a friggin genius. I love reading your posts. I would love to have a deco beer with you and listen to you rant. What an imagination this guy.

[Wizard]

What an imagination this guy.

His mind really works like that. He's being quite serious.