Mike Edmonston
NAUI Technical Instructor
Oxycheq Experimental Dive Team Test Pilot
US NAVY Submariner TM2/ss 1988 - 1996
Currently US ARMY Military Police NTM-A TSS-COSTALL Spin Boldak Afghanistan 2010 - ??
Instructor Trainer and NATO Advisor to Afghan National Police Force and Afghan Border Patrol
Full-time substitute, but the Special Ed teachers at two schools have me on speed-dial.
Whoever said money can't buy love never bought a puppy.
Three statisticians went deer hunting.
When they saw a deer, the first statistician shot and missed, three feet to the right.
The second one shot and missed, three feet to the left.
The third one leapt in the air, yelling "You got him! You got him!"
Mike
An engineer, a geologist and a lawyer are all three asked the same question "What is 2 + 2?".
The engineer says "Well that's 4.0000."
The geologist says "It's somewhere between 3 and 5."
The lawyer says "What do you want it to be?"
There are 3 kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
-- Will Rogers
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building.
Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.
“They have multiplied,” said the biologist.
“Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed.
“If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded."
ok am i the only idiot that hates all things related to me having to do math(besides everyday basic math and for diving) for anything else math is a no go for me. OK i am not a great student but i can handle any situation with ppl and i can survive on the street(20 yrs. in NYC)
Dive the Planet!!!!
I'm thinking you're far from the only one - Tracy (my spousal unit and cave diving partner) claims to be math phobic (though she can do all kinds of tech diving math in her head).
She says that she deals with her math anxiety by denying the existence of any number larger than 5. "0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, many!"
Mike
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