Cave Diving in North Carolina

[OFG-1]

Listen, doofus, apparently you didn't get the memo. People don't move FROM cave country, they move TO cave country.

NO! NO! NO! It's not true! It's not true! Everyones running away from North Florida and it's insane to even consider moving to "Cave Country" The traffic is terrible, there's drugs, crime, hookers, drive-by shootings, gangs, West Nile virus,,,,even rooster fighting. That's just in Luraville. O'brien is worse!
Sludge is drunk. He doesn't know what he' saying. People are moving away from Cave Country in droves.
Just move along, move along....there's nothing to see here.

Jes What is matter wit youen? Wez love to get new peoples in N Flerida, cause then weuns aint got to marry ourn couzins. Jes make sure thez can squeele like them pigs. Soooweeee!!!

[DeWayne]

Listen, doofus, apparently you didn't get the memo. People don't move FROM cave country, they move TO cave country.

ROFLMAO I think I may have missed the circulation of that one as well Russell

[Cave Ranger]

Listen, doofus, apparently you didn't get the memo. People don't move FROM cave country, they move TO cave country.

NO! NO! NO! It's not true! It's not true! Everyones running away from North Florida and it's insane to even consider moving to "Cave Country" The traffic is terrible, there's drugs, crime, hookers, drive-by shootings, gangs, West Nile virus,,,,even rooster fighting. That's just in Luraville. O'brien is worse!
Sludge is drunk. He doesn't know what he' saying. People are moving away from Cave Country in droves.
Just move along, move along....there's nothing to see here.

Jes What is matter wit youen? Wez love to get new peoples in N Flerida, cause then weuns aint got to marry ourn couzins. Jes make sure thez can squeele like them pigs. Soooweeee!!!

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