Quote Originally Posted by Tegg
Joe and Marys sinks aren't the best sinks, but with some concise planning I am sure that with enough commercial effort they could cause issues with Diepolder soon enough...
Joe, I heard that they were going to open them up as a water park, kinda along the lines of Weeki Wachee. There will be a few differences

Instead or 'mermaids", joe & marys will have "mudmaids"
Instead of glass bottom boats, there will be just one acrylic bottomed kayak for rent.
Instead of advertizing clear water, the management will advertize "Water Cold Enough to Freeze your Nards Off"
Instead of T shirts with mermaids on it, joe and marys t shirt will be solid silt brown, with the caption "Our Mudmaids Are Waiting for YOU"

Other than those minor differences, it will be just the same.