Worse that can happen is when you go to pick them up, someone beats the hell out of you, steals one of your kidneys, and sells the rest of you into the sex trade as a girly man and ships you to Botswana. Or worse, Bayonne.
Botswana is a really nice place - can even dive with the crocks in the Okavango Delta - South Africa and Zimbabwe on the other hands have/are going to the dogsroll:
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