WTB: Ford Ranger Topper

[IowaCaveDiver]

I've been looking forever.... 96' ranger in need of topper... 6' bed, extended cab... regular bed (not the flair fender type). If you see anything like this sitting in some hill-billy's front yard please let me know... I don't care about color, just as long as it is in one piece and has windows and a lock.

-Matt

Watch it, Matt. Don't be moving down here and calling us hillbillies.

We're rednecks. Hillbillies are up around DeWayne's way.

Russell

[Cindy]

Some of us are just plain old poor trailer trash! Cindy ROTFLMAO

[IowaCaveDiver]

Hey Guys...
Sorry, i really hate to make misjudgements on anyone's cultural heritage... I see a lot of pride in your ancestors and I would like to formally apologize for any feelings I may have hurt. Any assitance I can get from rednecks, hillbillies, white trash folk, backwoods crackers, or even just white bread honkies would be greatly appreciated. I'm blonde, so please excuse any offensive statements I may have made, I don't think before I speak.

-Matt

[DeWayne]

The Army officially classified me as an "other" back in the 70's, so I take no offense to very little that gets directed my way.

[IowaCaveDiver]

alrighty then... who is going to find me a top for the ranger? there has to be one sitting in somebody's front yard, or behind the barn, or next to the old toilet in the backyard.... help!

-Matt

[Caver95]

Matt if you get on monroe and head south, go past Woodville toward st marks, about 3 miles past the ace hardware on the left hand side of the road( as you head south) Some Dirt foot has a topper sitting in the front yard for sale. I dont know if it is for a range, but you could go check it out. and the number I have for you is no good, give me a call.
but I am serious about the topper.

[KJM]

Phew. For a minute there I thought Caver95 was giving directions to my house!

I have a ranger topper, but attached to my truck!

I'll keep my eyes open across town, in the meantime, maybe the tip from Caver95 will pan out...

Keith