Dive on X-mas Eve

[JE]

'Twas the nite before Christmas, & all thru the house
Not a soul was stirring, not even a mouse
When all of a sudden, with a loud clang & a bang,
A Red Suited Cave Diver was seen
Loading his Vang,
With Dble 130's & single Stage bottles hanging
& an O2 just for grins,

Our bandit cave diver mounted his scooter
With reels & lights, & a silent ho- ho-ho,
our midnight caver slipped below the surface,
All you could hear where the gurgles of his bubbles
and then he dis-appeared.

Well. something like this anywhooo-
Have a Happy Holidays ya'll & feel free to add to this-!

Yak 8)

Why title it a 'sneak dive'. Jack, you got 'sneak' on the brain or something?? Plenty of midnight dive sites around. I bet there will be more than a couple divers u/w, midnight eastern standard time this year end... and not sneak diving.

[JE]

Why title it a 'sneak dive'. Jack, you got 'sneak' on the brain or something?? Plenty of midnight dive sites around. I bet there will be more than a couple divers u/w, midnight eastern standard time this year end... and not sneak diving.

Hey Tom,
Cause of all the 'ruckus' being made about sneak dives. Besides, any guy in a Red Suit & white beard {pun intended} making a midnight dive, on Christmas Eve, has got to be up to something--!


**I'm just a rebel at heart anyhow-! I like to stoke the fires-! Makes em think.

J. 8)

[Tegg]

This post will most likely end up yanked...

[Cindy]

There once was a diver from Gainesville
Who did sneek diving until it was painfull
Into Forrests he'd creep yet no creatures he'd meet
he'd drive his dark jeep never saying a peep

His gear was too shiney and don't you know blimey
he wandered on land owned by a limey
With buckets of beer,
he lured the lad near
for he wanted to grap all his gear.

With shotgun in hand the limey went down
to the sinkhole he owned next to town
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Cindy

[JE]

See what a little inspiration will do Joe-! Cindy that was awesome-!
Thanks...I knew you had it in ya-
Come on girls, let's hear another one-!


J.