Ladies: How can I save my nails?

[snakedoc]

Have you been taking your meds?


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LOL!! The wife pops me with a cattle prod whenever it's time for me to reel it in a little. Perhaps that time has come. Oh, btw, I purchased a home in High Springs recently. NOW THAT'S CRAZY!

[snakedoc]

This reminds me of a favorite saying; "I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy it.

Exactly! You get me... and that should cause you some concern.

[Paulmal]

LOL!! The wife pops me with a cattle prod whenever it's time for me to reel it in a little. Perhaps that time has come. Oh, btw, I purchased a home in High Springs recently. NOW THAT'S CRAZY!

I've been trying to convince the wife I need a vacation home in High Springs since I took my Intro course. Still no luck but maybe someday.

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Actually armpit hair distributes pheromones more effectively than shaven armpits. And women who sniff men's dirty t-shirts and choose one as the "best" then date the men who's shirts they sniff report the best date with the man who's shirt they liked the smell of best. A kind of blind-date test. If I remember correctly the researchers also showed that it was genetic - women with x gene attracted to men with y gene and these "genes" have something to do with pheremones. I guess we like those best who smell like us. Or maybe those who smell different from us....? Nonetheless, efficient distribution requires hairy pits! Or handing out dirty t-shirts.

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[MORGAN]

Or handing out dirty t-shirts.

Or dirty drysuit undergarments...

[cavewoman]

Ooooh child, you go girlfriend... go tell it on the mountain! I like my womens and my mens completely shaven, freshly laundered and manicured. Is it gettin hot in here or is it just me? Oh lawdy lawd child,when clean-shaven, the pheromones are free to roam without becoming ensnared in mammalian hair. When a hairless, fresh cave woman peels off that drysuit, the previously incarcerated pheromones bursting forth combine with the subtle odor of water from the aquifer to create a scent straight from heaven. It makes me quiver like a spawning salmon! Happy, happy, happy... ending.

And don't forget, new episodes of Duck Dynasty begin this week. I like watchin 'em, but some would say dem mens are just too hairy. I don't think they're too clean, either. I don't like mens who are filthy, but these men are filthy rich... now that's a whole nutha ball game. Quack, quack, girlfriend! Helloooo!

Cracking up over here!!!!

[snakedoc]

I've been trying to convince the wife I need a vacation home in High Springs since I took my Intro course. Still no luck but maybe someday.

It's taken me 34 years to convince my wife. Be persistent. And whine. And beg. The combination of persistence, whining, and begging has also served me well over the years when it comes to having sexual relations (with my wife, of course). And promise your spouse that the climate in High Springs is guaranteed to foster beautiful, healthy nail growth (had to relate it to the thread).

[Paulmal]

It's taken me 34 years to convince my wife. Be persistent. And whine. And beg. The combination of persistence, whining, and begging has also served me well over the years when it comes to having sexual relations (with my wife, of course). And promise your spouse that the climate in High Springs is guaranteed to foster beautiful, healthy nail growth (had to relate it to the thread).

I guess I will have to keep, up the work. I know the routine well, hopefully it does not take me 34 years, but hey I'll take what I can get.

[BabyDuck]

skip, it's those who smell like they have different genes.

pungent drysuit undies - yum...