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    Quote Originally Posted by OFG-1 View Post
    Look, do I have to keep saying this? Avoid Florida at all costs, there is nothing to see here but a overdeveloped Mouse habitat, the place is loaded with all sorts of flying, swimming and slithering vermin, we have poisonous plants, drunken rednecks, traffic problems, a governor that looks like a penis, Rick Crawford, a entire bevvy of various and assorted Shirley's, man eating crocagators, nose amoeba, and damaging UV radiation everywhere. I suggest you go and cave dive Missouri, a much better place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OFG-1 View Post
    Look, do I have to keep saying this? Avoid Florida at all costs, there is nothing to see here but a overdeveloped Mouse habitat, the place is loaded with all sorts of flying, swimming and slithering vermin, we have poisonous plants, drunken rednecks, traffic problems, a governor that looks like a penis, Rick Crawford, a entire bevvy of various and assorted Shirley's, man eating crocagators, nose amoeba, and damaging UV radiation everywhere. I suggest you go and cave dive Missouri, a much better place.


    He's right!! Don't go down there. In addition to all that, North Florida also has huge horse farms. Demon Horses!!! And do you know what grows on those huge horse farms? "Magic mushrooms." And do you know what happens when the satanic steed eats the magic mushrooms? Well, where do you think the term "black magic" got it's start? You mix horses and hallucinogens... that's an E-ticket ride through the gates of Hell. I'm telling ya that whole area is haunted. DON'T GO DOWN THERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OFG-1 View Post
    Look, do I have to keep saying this? Avoid Florida at all costs, there is nothing to see here but a overdeveloped Mouse habitat, the place is loaded with all sorts of flying, swimming and slithering vermin, we have poisonous plants, drunken rednecks, traffic problems, a governor that looks like a penis, Rick Crawford, a entire bevvy of various and assorted Shirley's, man eating crocagators, nose amoeba, and damaging UV radiation everywhere. I suggest you go and cave dive Missouri, a much better place.
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