Decompression algorithm modifications/recommendations

[gschaut]

as a stage 3 vegetarian i am in awe of you upper vegan level, drz. i consulted the dungeon masters guide (vegan edition of course) and found out that you had to locate the asparagus of smelly urine (7 stench points), the kiwi of knowledge (3 wisdom points) and the artichoke heart of courage (22 charisma points) before attacking the level 5 meatatarian with the fur coat paint sprayer of destiny to defeat him. congrats on using the 100 sided die as well as the four sided die to achieve an average of 71 or better over the course of three roles to up your level. no easy task, sir. as for the tics, i was on that dive, and i say screw those blood sucking cretins! as land animals with no technology, if they were diving with us, they were way beyond acceptable training levels.

I consider myself a second-hand vegetarian.

Cows eat grass.

I eat cows.

[a64pilot]

I guess with that in mind, we are all Solar cells? Gee, I din't know I was so green.

[diverdarren]

drz, What if you accidently crushed a small, sightless cave crayfish on a cave dive. Would you call the dive and turn yourself in to the local police?

[Jont]

What the heck is a level 4 vegan? Their are levels to that stuff?

The phrase "self absorbed nut job with an overinflated sense of self worth" comes to mind.

[gschaut]

The phrase "self absorbed nut job with an overinflated sense of self worth" comes to mind.

As opposed to your standard, run-of-the-mill, over achieving, alpha personality cave diver?

[Jont]

As opposed to your standard, run-of-the-mill, over achieving, alpha personality cave diver?

As a fellow second hand vegetarian you are 100% correct!

[Paulmal]

Cows are one of the biggest emitters of methane, a green house gas, so I am helping stop global warming every time I eat beef.
So
Moral of the story best (tastiest) way to stop global warming is to eat more beef.

Horay for our second hand vegetarians that are fighting the good fight to end global warming.

[Bill_Lester]

Is their such a thing as organic free range vegetables?

YES....they are known as firemen.

[Bill_Lester]

mmmmm....cowwwww

Now I gotta go to "5 Guys" for lunch.