
Originally Posted by
Slüdge
Okay, time for the annual post.
A friend came out of the restroom and was met by a local skank who told him, "I'm not looking for Mr. Right; I'm just looking for Mr. Right Now."
Close behind was the drunk chick in a bikini who mooched a hot dog from BobK during a CDF Social, and then promptly dropped the dog out of the bun onto the concrete. She picked it up, brushed about half of the dirt off, and put it back into the bun and started eating it. Bob offered her another one, but she gave the unforgettable line, "God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt."
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