Divorce SALE!!! Wing, HID, Computers, Regs, Plate/Harness

[Jaydubya]

Divorce should lead to more diving at least after the sheisters are paid. My divorce was the best financial move I ever made since I no longer had someone spending every cent I made or bitching because I wanted to put some of the money in my 401(k). Fifteen years later she still doesn't have jack **** and my net worth is up almost 20 times what it was when we settled. First law of finance: spend less than you make!

If somebody didn't buy the He already, I'm interested.

[skip]

I've been lucky. five divorces and every one of them she just wanted out asap, didn't take a thing, left some things. never even went to court over it, not once. And they all moved out of state and never left phone or address. And I just signed on the dotted line, no attorney, they took care of everything at their expense. I always wondered if it was me or them.

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[sandy]

Dood, you'll never need to go through a divorce. You've got that technique down pat for conning (I mean persuading) you wife to let you go on trips! You could teach classes.

Reminds me that I need to tell her about Memorial Day Friday and next Saturday

[Diverlee]

I got rid of the boyfriend, kept the dive gear and have stayed single. Life is good and lots of diving.

[sontek]

I've already decided that my wife can have everything except the dive gear if we ever get divorced :P

Who needs anything other than dive gear?

[Skorpiov]

I've been lucky. five divorces and every one of them she just wanted out asap, didn't take a thing, left some things. never even went to court over it, not once. And they all moved out of state and never left phone or address. And I just signed on the dotted line, no attorney, they took care of everything at their expense. I always wondered if it was me or them.

Skip, you are either really bad news, or a sage. If the latter, you could sell the information to other poor saps that are being bilked, but if its the former, please do all the ladies a favor and just STOP!

[FW]

Skip, you are either really bad news, or a sage. If the latter, you could sell the information to other poor saps that are being bilked, but if its the former, please do all the ladies a favor and just STOP!

Don't worry, Skip won't get off so easy this time, he married a lawyer!

[RHolmesJr]

A good friend and dive buddy is getting a divorce and needs to move this stuff FAST!!
All prices are before shipping and PayPal fees. Will combine and reduce price for multiple items. If you think I am crazy with the prices PLEASE MAKE AN OFFER!!!
Everything in near perfect condition!!!!

1. Dive Rite NiTek Duo $300.00 oBo... Brand NEW never wet!!!
2. Dive Rite NiTek HE $400.00 about 10 Dives, Like NEW!!!
3. Dive Rite Transplate $150.00 About 10 Dives Like NEW!!!
4. Dive Rite 10 watt HID $375.00 Was my light and he never dove after he bought it from me ...
5. Salvo SRX/SR3 Reg Set $220 ea. or $410 both Only dove 2 times in fresh water. LP inflator hose go with wing.
6. Oxycheq Wing $200 oBo... about 10 dives, Like NEW!!!

Just buy it all back from him at $200.00. He tells the ex he sold all his gear for $200 bucks out of disgust and hands her a Ben Franklin, slaps her on the arse and sends her on her way. When the smell clears he shows up with $200 bucks and ready for some fun and ya'll can stay dive buddies!

[Skorpiov]

I got a new backplate, wings and double 104's for my wife... Haven't missed her a minute, best trade I ever made.

[CaveMD]

I got rid of the boyfriend, kept the dive gear and have stayed single. Life is good and lots of diving.

sounds identical to my story...She kept the apartment and nearly everything in it, I kept my clothes, computers, and my dive gear. Best decision I ever made.