Divorce should lead to more diving at least after the sheisters are paid. My divorce was the best financial move I ever made since I no longer had someone spending every cent I made or bitching because I wanted to put some of the money in my 401(k). Fifteen years later she still doesn't have jack **** and my net worth is up almost 20 times what it was when we settled. First law of finance: spend less than you make!

If somebody didn't buy the He already, I'm interested.