Well, I had to think about this one for a few days, cause I am not sure how to loose a crotch strap. What comes to mind:
1 - The owner is even fatter than me and its just stuck way, way up in his crack.
2 - Strip tease gone horribly wrong.
3 - Mistook his super peenie pill for his benedryl and it broke during the dive.
4 - Deco War revival.
5 - Interfered with crotchless underwear the owner was wearing, so it had to go.
"Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shiat on your hood?" John Prine 4-7-2020
"Into the blue again; in the silent water
Under the rocks, and stones; there is water underground" Talking Heads
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