Just noticed it missing today at Ginnie. Not mine but a dive buds that was with me.
Just noticed it missing today at Ginnie. Not mine but a dive buds that was with me.
I’m just wondering how do you lose a crotch strap and not notice?
Waiting patiently for OFG-1 to chime in on this one......
Charles Studley
Well, I had to think about this one for a few days, cause I am not sure how to loose a crotch strap. What comes to mind:
1 - The owner is even fatter than me and its just stuck way, way up in his crack.
2 - Strip tease gone horribly wrong.
3 - Mistook his super peenie pill for his benedryl and it broke during the dive.
4 - Deco War revival.
5 - Interfered with crotchless underwear the owner was wearing, so it had to go.
"Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shiat on your hood?" John Prine 4-7-2020
"Into the blue again; in the silent water
Under the rocks, and stones; there is water underground" Talking Heads
I was kinda wondering why stairman was checking out his dive buds crotch to notice it in the first place.
Mind in the gutter and all, can't help it.
I'm sure it's just good solid Christian concern for the welfare of others...what with it being North Florida with all the church ladies and stuff.
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