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[MORGAN]

I find that visualizing certain things really make me have to pee. OK, here is Diver John's multiple choice, fill in the blank, peeing visualization test;

Visualize a __________ (republican, democratic, hermaphroditic, useless) Congress enacting a law that protects ___________ (gays, abortion, big oil, car companies, illegal immigration, nazis, their own fat ass) and cost the middle class taxpayers____________(nothing, a tax break, arm and leg, social security retirement benefits, a new puppy) .

The President who is _____________(liberal, conservative, illegal immigrant,sock puppet of big business, sock puppet of liberal media, conehead) threatens to ____________ (veto the bill, sign the bill, join the cast of dancing with the stars) unless the bill is amended to include provisions that allow ___________(gun totin in the workplace, bank bailouts, sale of national park land to pay down deficit, fully accredited clown colleges).

In order to implement this proposed law, the EPA and OSHA will have to ______________(hire former chairman of BP, allow more strip mining, enforce the use of kevlar jock straps on all jobsites, require coffee to have health label).

In response, the ACLU has threatened to sue over the bills provision that requires______________(deporting convected sheep molesters, TSA to perform a full cavity search on anyone over 70, every person in Florida to learn to drive).

To pay for this new law, the Congress has proposed _____________________ (tax breaks for anyone working as a street mime, selling advertising space on the statue of liberty, a charge of $1.00 per grind on all lap dances, having all federal prisoners produce macrame items for sale in the prison gift shop).

Naturally, Glen Beck believes that ____________________ (the president is a weenie, democrats are weenies, the earth is flat, he will make more money this year bashing clowns that do not attend college).

Meanwhile, in California, the budget crisis has forced the Governor to ___________________ (learn to speak English, pump more iron, buy cheaper cigars, take it out on Maria).

Naturally, these are not the only answers, but if you think about the situation long enough, it will definitely make you have to ____________________ (pee, throw up, move to Isle of Yap, become a republican, become a democrat, become a transsexual).

Hey, it works! I have to pee just reading this! Back in a minute.

Mike

[Attchoum]

I will never see my pee valve the same way!!!

[adam0321]

I have to stop can do it while moving.