One of my biggest fears is getting a really fat guy stuck in a restriction when I am already in the cave. I mean someone a lot bigger than me. Sam DiPerna big. I mean, could you really fillet him with a sawed off steak knife and a pair of z shears? And if you were in Anderson when the guy gets stuck, how much additional pressure would build up in the cave? Would it cause Suwanacochie to overflow? And those crawfish, the sneaky white ones that hide on the ceiling and drop off as you swim by. I know they are just looking for some open cut or old wound to feed on. And gnats, everywhere when you are getting dressed. You know, the same kind of gnats that hang around a dogs private parts. Are they making some unflattering compairison that I should be offended about? And them gators, what the hell are they always smiling about? And cats, they are so smug. And Sludge, you just know he will delete this post. And ag inspectors, they must have extra gnats around them, and fruit flies.


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Semper Fi, Cameron David Smith, my son, my hero. 11/9/1989 - 11/13/2010 


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