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    Looks like Squirrel Girl and I were thinking the same thing at the same time - maybe we're receiving the messages from the mother ship on the same channel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Girl View Post
    And just WHERE were you? I expected to see you at a workshop function, but nooooooooooo.

    CP? Cooties protection?
    He was at JB yanking on Roger's fins!

    CP = "Cooties, Please!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sskasser View Post
    He was JB yanking on Roger's fins!
    That was a GREAT story. Personally, I'm glad you shaved your goatee, Shirley!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Girl View Post
    I immediately sprinkled cooties all over him, quite liberally! Cooties, cooties, cooties!

    In honor of this honest revelation, I hereby bestow upon you:



    Now,please leave me alone.

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    Under the rocks, and stones; there is water underground" Talking Heads

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    In the third grade it was a scientific fact that if you touched a girl you would get cooties. Unless, of course, you wrote "CP" on the back of your hand, for cootie protection. That way, if you accidentally touched a girl you were covered.

    SG, one of my best friends got married on the day of the workshop. I believe she threatened me with cooties if I didn't go. But you'll be at the CDF Social, right?

    Whoever said money can't buy love never bought a puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slüdge View Post
    SG, one of my best friends got married on the day of the workshop. I believe she threatened me with cooties if I didn't go. But you'll be at the CDF Social, right?
    When I got back, I was talking to my boss and telling him how one of my buddies was thinking about heading to the Yucatan. He said, "The weather is really nice there around October 1st." Meaning--'you ain't going nowhere 'till after the start of the fiscal year.'


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    But we specifically scheduled this year's social for a holiday weekend for folks who have to come more than a few hundred miles.

    Whoever said money can't buy love never bought a puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Girl View Post
    Last Friday I had lunch with my usual group. One guy won't have lunch with me, if it's just the two of us and I tease him MERCILESSLY over that. MERCILESSLY. So bad that he actually will have lunch with me now.

    So on Friday, we sat down at the booth and I made room on my side for the other guy. He mentioned cooties, but sat down anyway. I immediately sprinkled cooties all over him, quite liberally! Cooties, cooties, cooties!
    So you pressured a poor little, impressionable, soul to have lunch with you at the risk of contracting cooties? Then proceeded to spew those all over him? No wonder you are not allowed to do that survey. That is just crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Girl View Post
    When I got back, I was talking to my boss and telling him how one of my buddies was thinking about heading to the Yucatan. He said, "The weather is really nice there around October 1st." Meaning--'you ain't going nowhere 'till after the start of the fiscal year.'
    And Karma bites back on that cootie spewing................

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