Silver Springs

Just wait'll ya see them fly!

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Originally Posted by hunabku

I was OK with the monkeys until I read the article.

The herpes are bad enough, Then I read this...

"The monkeys eat dirt and spiders and live near rivers."

WTF!!!

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The author is likely a gibbon, and aims to besmirch the good name of the Rhesus family.

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Originally Posted by Cannibal Isles

The author is likely a gibbon, and aims to besmirch the good name of the Rhesus family.

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Edward Gibbon, perhaps? He was once thought to be a talented besmircher.

Train Rails Off. This thread has really hit the skids

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Originally Posted by curtschu

Train Rails Off. This thread has really hit the skids

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Yup. Lots of us here with loose associations, flight of ideas, and vivid imaginations. Maybe from being bitten by herpes-infected Rhesus monkeys while trying to sneak dive Silver Springs.

Transplant a few three toed sloths and Florida will soon look like Central America!

There's only a handful of possible reasons for the man keeping divers out of the cave.
It's the unofficial government hiding place for:
1 Arc of the Covenant
2 Alien bodies
3 Human-Alien Hybrid breeding
4 Bigfoot
5 Unicorn farm

Other reasons..........
1 Somebody spilled coffee on request for diving forms rendering them illegible
2 Bribe was not enough
3 Somebody called somebody a slob
4 Postage not placed on envolope or postal machinery ate letter

Or I'm way off base and just quoting NCIS and Mad Magazine in a vain attempt at humor.