Originally Posted by
rddvet
Step 1: Save lots of money
Step 2: Save more money
Step 3: Dive and work on buoyancy, esp while doing tasks
Step 4: Save a little more money
Step 5: Take advanced open water or a buoyancy course, or both
Step 6: Work on buoyancy and trim
Step 7: Start spending all of that money you've been saving
Step 8: Take Cavern or Cavern/Intro
Step 9: Ponder how you ever were able to save money before, and also how you have more gear than you ever thought a diver could own
Step 10: Dive and work on your buoyancy more because you realize your trim wasn't as good in your cavern class as you thought it was before class
Step 11: Spend your last $30 to stay in a run down hotel that hasn't been upgraded since the last murder in what you once thought was a podunk town but is now you're favorite place to be, and be happy about it because you get one more day of diving in
Step 12: Post a thread on the forum asking if there's another 12 step program to help you kick your cave diving habit because you're wife and dog complain that they never see you and your addiction keeps you broker than if you had a cocaine addiction (no pun pertainining to any certifying agencies intended)