I still can't get past that this is a topic of conversation on a cave diving site. I guess I am old aren't I?
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I still can't get past that this is a topic of conversation on a cave diving site. I guess I am old aren't I?
what is the deal with finger nails and women? What a waste. This whole woman thing of nice hair, makeup, nails done right, and clothes? GIVE ME A BREAK. AMERICAN women are soooo ###### up. leave nails alone, let life do as it will to them, get over womanly self, don't shave anywhere, forget perfume and the bath tub. Let your natural self show us all who you really are, not the you that is made up, faked out, painted over, and dressed to the nines. give me an honest woman who presents herself as life makes her, not one that it constantly trying to appear as she is not. I'm pretty sure one of the shirleys agrees with me, probably only one....
skip
maybe heather & shirley have the best idea, but i just cut mine off at the start of every cave trip. they'll grow back.
Kind of silly and I'm sure I'll catch hell for this....but I once kept a set of glue on nails for 2 weeks while cave diving Ginnie about 3-4 times during that period. It's about the technique you use for pull and glide and being careful with clips and the like. Normally I just don't bother because even day to day my nails get worn down and I generally don't care but it can be done.
I just love the fact that I have the freedom to do whatever the hell I please, and so do my fellow cave diving (and non-cave-diving) women! Want nails? Great! Don't want nails? Great! I honestly don't care which you choose, except that I think you should choose what makes you smile! And you should feel free to change your mind about it every 30 seconds if you so desire! Be happy, enjoy life, be kind, and make a difference...not later, not someday, but RIGHT NOW!
That said, the new nail polish lasted through stand up paddleboarding yesterday, but it did distract me enough that I managed to fall off my board (OOOO SHINY!!!)....much to the delight of my oh so non-sympathetic paddling companions!
Sorry, nope, Skip, not a single Shirley can stand going unshaven ;)
you and your 'shiny' distractibility. and sam's...where is sam in this discussion? the word 'shiny' has been mentioned & everything!
What she said.Quote:
Originally Posted by sskasser
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Originally Posted by sskasser
Ooooh child, you go girlfriend... go tell it on the mountain! I like my womens and my mens completely shaven, freshly laundered and manicured. Is it gettin hot in here or is it just me? Oh lawdy lawd child,when clean-shaven, the pheromones are free to roam without becoming ensnared in mammalian hair. When a hairless, fresh cave woman peels off that drysuit, the previously incarcerated pheromones bursting forth combine with the subtle odor of water from the aquifer to create a scent straight from heaven. It makes me quiver like a spawning salmon! Happy, happy, happy... ending.
And don't forget, new episodes of Duck Dynasty begin this week. I like watchin 'em, but some would say dem mens are just too hairy. I don't think they're too clean, either. I don't like mens who are filthy, but these men are filthy rich... now that's a whole nutha ball game. Quack, quack, girlfriend! Helloooo!
Have you been taking your meds?Quote:
Originally Posted by snakedoc
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This reminds me of a favorite saying; "I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy it.