Originally Posted by
OFG-1
It is not the Girl Scout Cookies that are the problem, it is the elevated methane levels generated by eating too many Girl Scout Cookies. The methane released in the water will form a de-oyxiginated zone that will cause the bacteria on the skin of the Manatee's to die off, leaving a layer of decomposing material on their skin, leading to layers of skin sloughing off of the manatee, leaving them prone to infections that may be picked up while swimming in the hundreds of outfalls from various municipal and industrial treatment plants, where they go to stay warm in the winter.
Now, I'm not saying that additional research would not be required to verify this hypothesis, however, for the sake of the manatees, it is time to ban Girl Scout Cookies.