Frenchman 1: Americans sure are stupid.
Frenchman 2: How stupid do you think they are?
Frenchman 1: They're so stupid, we could put water in a bottle and they'd buy it.
Frenchman 2: Probably. But I wonder how much they'd pay?
Frenchman 1: More than they pay for gasoline.
Frenchman 2: No way!

