"I never knew when to quit; just ask my fourth grade teacher "
"Call it a fifth sense; call it a flash of intermission; but I just got the feeling deep down in the heart of my bottom."
"Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, 'I'm looking for the man that shot my paw'? "
"Isn't that one of those lizards that when the tail falls off it grows a new lizard?
Jim Varney 2-10-2000
"There she was - the cave. Like a big craggy jaw, waiting to snap at anything that came along." Mike Nelson