Banning myself
Since it appears that all the board categories are filled with Did Ben do this, or does Johnny deserve a second chance, or my board is bigger than your board, blah blah blah, I'm only going to read Conditions, Gear Exchange and Travel for the next couple of weeks. I have to save enough disgust tolerance for the upcoming US elections to be able to get out of bed in the morning when the whiney dufus gets re-elected.
Steve Harbin
Richmond, TX
You can always go the way I did.
Gawd, I hope the whiney-doofus doesn't get re-elected. Perish the thought, but I'm afraid you may be right.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who are good at math, and those who are not.
Good god I hope you are both wrong
"I dove beyond my limits"
-The Giant Grass Carp in JB
While I do like your idea, I am afraid it will not be sufficient to lower your disgust level. Face it, you can't watch TV without one group of liars calling another group of liars a bunch of liars. You can't open your spam folder without Nigerian princes, fake Reverend's, or politicians bothering you. You can't watch or listen to the news without being bombarded by Lindsey shoplifting, Paris showing off her hiney, someone else's divorce, or the latest outrage over who shot who. You can't turn your radio to anything other than the oldies station without hearing Rush, Glenn, Joe, hell, who knows which moron that will run their mouth next. You can't even insult poor dead fish by wrapping them in what passes for newspapers these days.Originally Posted by Skorpiov
My suggestion, embrace the disgust. Learn to meditate while forming mental images of say, all of Romney's hair falling out. Barack's nose growing like Pinocchio's when he lies. Try to picture Mitch McConnell with a actual chin. Joe Biden in full KISS makeup. Channel your disgusts into mental images of Paul Ryan in a feather head dress playing a Indian in a cheap western. Hillary pole dancing. Once you have done this, and finished poking your mind's eyes out, then the disgust will not seem so bad.
Remember, only 60 days until the election, you could probably stay mildly drunk for that long without any serious health effects. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening."
"These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."
"Always make the audience suffer as much as possible."
Alfred Hitchcock 4-29-1980
A sensible response, except for the Paris part, she's got no hiney to show...maybe something else.
1. Thank you so much!, I am at work and I have been trying to eat breakfast all day. I finally got a spare second to eat a tomato and half a bowl of rice (yeah, breakfast at 1630 and I have been trying since 0700). But thanks to the mental image you just provided of Hillary on a pole, I just lost my long awaited breakfast and every time I try to eat again I dry heave.
2. Paris Hilton does not have any "hiney" to show, however she does pretty regularly show another part of her anatomy very reminiscent of a 3 week old smoked mullet stuffed with roast beef and I think that is much more egregious than showing everyone her "hiney" or lack thereof. Have fun keeping your breakfast down now.
"I dove beyond my limits"
-The Giant Grass Carp in JB
You guys have weak stomachs......
How can the "whiney-dufus" get re-elected? Don't you have to get elected first?
That's gonna be tough shaking that thought. Thanks a lot.2. Paris Hilton does not have any "hiney" to show, however she does pretty regularly show another part of her anatomy very reminiscent of a 3 week old smoked mullet stuffed with roast beef and I think that is much more egregious than showing everyone her "hiney" or lack thereof. Have fun keeping your breakfast down now.
Gauge says 4300 PSI??? That's what I call Doin' It Right!
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