So whats up with this idiot? The wife and I were kayaking the Santa Fe. Put in at Rum Island and did some spring hoppin. We go up a spring run called Lilly Spring and see signs about some guy that may be nude. Im figuring hes got a loin cloth or palm from as britches and I get to the boil first. Wife is slower and still paddling. This guy is sitting on a platform behind a gate I guess he swings open to show whatever he advertises along the way. He tells me to hang on a minute and wait for her. I tell him thats ok buddy well be leaving cause you flash her and shell probably kick your ass. Then I reach back and turn on my radio and she arrives and he starts running his mouth and almost got his ass kicked, or I almost got mine but one things for sure, he would have known he was in a fight. What kind of sideshow is this guy got setup? Has anyone actually sat thru this for the finally? I figured the punk had a 38 for iirrate visitors and I was on about 5 Coronas so I knew we were better off at some other hole besides Lilly.