"Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck."
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that."
"There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago."
"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease."
"On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Lewis Grizzard 3-20-1994
"There she was - the cave. Like a big craggy jaw, waiting to snap at anything that came along." Lloyd "Mike Nelson" Bridges 3-10-1998