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trident1977
10-02-2008, 11:52 AM
Hello everyone,
Just wanted to let you guys and girls know that we are taking pre-orders for our Sexy Scuba 2009 calendars. The calendars should be shipping on Nov. 1st so I wanted to give everyone a heads-up so that you can get your copies before everyone else. Most of the models are divers but not cave trained (as of now) so maybe next years calendar will have some "cave-sexy" shots. The calendars are $25 for general public and $20 for forum members! You can preview some "teaser" photos on our myspace page ... myspace.com/scubaextreme .
Contact Jason Johns (904) 269-8021 or by email jason@scubaextremellc.com
" Get Wet, Dive In and Let the Adventure Begin"
---Hi folks, Shirley here...I moved this thread to the Fill Station since we are having so much fun with it. I also left Jason's original post in the Retail Gear section, so you peeps will be able to find it for your Christmas ordering pleasure!
On God's green earth, Nothing is Hotter-! Yay_! It is about time-! :clapper
je
cavediverwreckdiver
10-02-2008, 01:34 PM
How much for the models?
sskasser
10-02-2008, 01:40 PM
Where's the male version? Lots of HOT male cave divers out there...well, at least we should be able to round up 12!
mfascuba
10-02-2008, 06:57 PM
Come on, don't they have any photos of folks in doubles or with scooters?
Mark
trident1977
10-02-2008, 07:18 PM
You want pics of girls in doubles and scooters????? ME TOO!!! we'll start on the 2010 calendar in the next month and hopefully have some cave diving Divas who are willing to shoot. Until then its Backplate & Wings and hummmmm....split fins!
sskasser
10-02-2008, 07:31 PM
You want pics of girls in doubles and scooters????? ME TOO!!! we'll start on the 2010 calendar in the next month and hopefully have some cave diving Divas who are willing to shoot. Until then its Backplate & Wings and hummmmm....split fins!
Doubles? Ugh! Real women are SM!
amphipod06
10-02-2008, 08:04 PM
Doubles? Ugh! Real women are SM!
Or CCR's....
Dive safe,
Celia
Doubles? Ugh! Real women are SM!
Or CCR's....
Dive safe,
Celia
How about sidemount CCRs? :twisted:
All these responses are sure giving Jason a lot of free advertising :roll:
sskasser
10-02-2008, 08:11 PM
Or CCR's....
Dive safe,
Celia
Granted! CCR or SM! And yeah, there are some pretty hot mommas in doubles too ;)
Now...about the male version of this calendar...
Slüdge
10-02-2008, 09:16 PM
Real women are SM!
Real women who are into S&M are really scary women!
Squirrel Girl
10-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Real women who are into S&M are really scary women!
How would *you* know? Huh?
http://www.deepcaves.net/smilies/bananawhip.gif
RHolmesJr
10-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Where's the male version? Lots of HOT male cave divers out there...well, at least we should be able to round up 12!
How about Santa in G wearing his SM breather? Priceless! Please understand that it is not my desire to witness this! :) LOL Or that guy ( I cant remember his handle ) whom was so nice to share photos of himself wearing nothing but his SM harness. There was a thread about this cat not too long ago. Sorry Santa, please dont put me on your naughty list!
Slüdge
10-02-2008, 10:29 PM
That would be the infamous Sid.
No thanks to you for bringing back this disturbing image to my mind...
How about Santa in G wearing his SM breather? Priceless! Please understand that it is not my desire to witness this! :) LOL Or that guy ( I cant remember his handle ) whom was so nice to share photos of himself wearing nothing but his SM harness. There was a thread about this cat not too long ago. Sorry Santa, please dont put me on your naughty list!
Ho, Ho, Ho! :roll:
PS, Sid was in a backplate, not a SM harness....
PPS, we need to find out if ownership has changed on that spring we looked at in N GA.
sskasser
10-03-2008, 07:32 AM
How about Santa in G wearing his SM breather? Priceless! Please understand that it is not my desire to witness this! :) LOL Or that guy ( I cant remember his handle ) whom was so nice to share photos of himself wearing nothing but his SM harness. There was a thread about this cat not too long ago. Sorry Santa, please dont put me on your naughty list!
That was Sid, and I thought that was very nice of him to share his "gear configuration" with us! He could be December. There ya go, Jason!
There is also Duncan in a Speedo, wearing a sidemount rig. He dove that way in Telford, just to show his countrymen how warm it is in FL.
That is two, only 10 to go. And no, I am not posing in a "G" .. ROFLMFAO
sskasser
10-03-2008, 08:31 AM
There is also Duncan in a Speedo, wearing a sidemount rig. He dove that way in Telford, just to show his countrymen how warm it is in FL.
That is two, only 10 to go. And no, I am not posing in a "G" .. ROFLMFAO
Oh come on Forrest! You have to be the SM CCR calendar boy!
NorthWoodsDiver
10-03-2008, 08:47 AM
Have to admit those girls are pretty good lookin' but the Hottest women can hold a pose wearing a drysuit in the hot sun while also wearing double steel tanks (or sidemount tanks or a breather) and carrying a scooter with 2 deco/stage/bailout bottles.
Any good lookin women can put on a BCD but how many can pose while wearing gear that weighs twice their body weight? :diver
Slüdge
10-03-2008, 09:03 AM
My friend has said for years that there's nothing sexier than a girl wearing a baseball cap. I say no, there's nothing sexier than a girl in a drysuit.
To each his own, I guess...
rchrds
10-03-2008, 06:10 PM
Doubles? Ugh! Real women are SM!
Sado-masochists? ALRIGHT!!!
Bring it on!
Wait till Marbry finds out....
J
Slüdge
10-03-2008, 06:35 PM
That is two, only 10 to go.
Don't forget Herbie posing next to Eagle's Nest in his tightie whities and doubles...
RHolmesJr
10-03-2008, 09:45 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho! :roll:
PS, Sid was in a backplate, not a SM harness....
PPS, we need to find out if ownership has changed on that spring we looked at in N GA.
Sounds like a great idea! Another road trip to Ctown! Hopefully things will go our way. One of my employees lives there and I have spoken with him regarding our situation in the past. He is familiar with the family but does not know them. Remember it's a small town I'll ask him to nose around and see what he can find out for us.
Oh back to the thread, the wife took a picture of myself posing in my SM rig, unfortunately I am way tooo modest to share it!:) and she would kill me.
Don't forget Herbie posing next to Eagle's Nest in his tightie whities and doubles...
Oh back to the thread, the wife took a picture of myself posing in my SM rig, unfortunately I am way tooo modest to share it!:) and she would kill me.
Ok, that is 4, only 8 more to go :twisted:
Anyone here remember the Texas Cave Women's 2005 calendar? There was a URL, but it seems to be down now. They used the proceeds to help fund conservation efforts in TX caves.
icestac
10-04-2008, 07:06 AM
If you get desperate, there is always the infamous pose of a gentleman in the dry suit undergarment with his back to the camera, looking down, with his two hands in front of himself and a cath condom wrapper on the ground by his feet.
~Jeff
jj1987
10-04-2008, 07:19 AM
Ok, that is 4, only 8 more to go :twisted:
Anyone here remember the Texas Cave Women's 2005 calendar? There was a URL, but it seems to be down now. They used the proceeds to help fund conservation efforts in TX caves.
http://www.gavinscooters.com/image/19417004_scaled_320x314.jpg
7 more. You guys are forgot the obvious one.
trident1977
10-04-2008, 07:32 AM
Thanks guys for the support and all of the orders for the calendars. I did not realize that we had so many cavers all over the world. Also to the real female cave divers who have agreed to do modeling for next years calendar...... THANK YOU..... It was great news to hear that we have willing models ready to kit up in full tech config with bikinis and do some shoots! It doesnt get better than that. As far as the whole guy calendar thing....UHHH... Dunno..... Some of you ?guys? seem to be more interested than the women....but there are lots of women ordering calendars... GO FIGURE. Thanks again guys and safe diving.
NorthWoodsDiver
10-04-2008, 03:26 PM
there isn't a female tech diver on the planet who needs to wear a bikini to attract a male divers attention. I would rather they wear a drysuit... with a p-valve cause thats what a real female tech diver would have.
there isn't a female tech diver on the planet who needs to wear a bikini to attract a male divers attention. I would rather they wear a drysuit... with a p-valve cause thats what a real female tech diver would have.
:clapper
trident1977
10-04-2008, 06:15 PM
I to agree on the drysuit. If just wearing the drysuit is enough then we could have just searched for a pretty face and some diving skill. I would have to agree that those shots are nice but tough to make look SEXY in near 100 degree temps might be difficult. Thanks for the comments and interest. At Ginnie on Sun. if anyone wants to meet up. Happy Sat. and safe diving.....
sskasser
10-04-2008, 08:47 PM
there isn't a female tech diver on the planet who needs to wear a bikini to attract a male divers attention. I would rather they wear a drysuit... with a p-valve cause thats what a real female tech diver would have.
This is one female cave/tech diver that LOVES her p-valve and enjoyed the hell out of punching that hole in her drysuit! The women that invented it are forever my heroes!
...<snip>...
Oh back to the thread, the wife took a picture of myself posing in my SM rig, unfortunately I am way tooo modest to share it!:) and she would kill me.
Surely she'd understand...it'd be for a good cause!
Sado-masochists? ALRIGHT!!!
Bring it on!
Wait till Marbry finds out....
J
If he doesn't know by now...:smt034
Rexco
10-05-2008, 09:24 AM
I have seen a lot of male cave divers. Myself included. The idea of me waring a speedo is just about enough to make me loose my lunch. In fact, I don't look that great in neoprene either. Shirley I beg of you to rethink your calender idea. :smt100
Squirrel Girl
10-05-2008, 10:10 AM
I have seen a lot of male cave divers. Myself included. The idea of me waring a speedo is just about enough to make me lose my lunch. In fact, I don't look that great in neoprene either. Shirley I beg of you to rethink your calender idea. :smt100
At this point, I feel I must chime in with this gem:
Stop Squirrel Nudity! (http://www.squirrelunderpants.com)
http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/images/package_on.jpg (http://www.squirrelunderpants.com)
runawaylobster
10-05-2008, 03:36 PM
Where's the male version? Lots of HOT male cave divers out there...well, at least we should be able to round up 12!
Yeah!!! you guys should get together and make the N. Florida Cave divers calendar, i'm sick of having to share the Miami Firemen Calendar with my daughter!!
LL
sskasser
10-05-2008, 06:27 PM
LOL, it might be about time to at least have some tryouts, eh? :yawinkle:
Peter,
YOU'RE not supposed to visualizing the guys in speedos ANYWAY! :smt081
trident1977
10-05-2008, 06:39 PM
Now thats funny.......
trident1977
10-05-2008, 06:41 PM
Squirrel underpants that is..
Kelly Jessop
10-05-2008, 07:26 PM
Reminds me of Mike Bruic's calendar...anybody still have a copy???
guru caver
10-05-2008, 11:01 PM
the only cave-diver worthy of your male calender happens to be my husband and you can't have him, Shirley!!! :butthead: :smt079
sskasser
10-06-2008, 07:04 AM
the only cave-diver worthy of your male calender happens to be my husband and you can't have him, Shirley!!! :butthead: :smt079
Darn it, girl, that's just not FAIR! It's for the greater good, the cause, the people! :smt081
OFG-1
10-06-2008, 08:54 AM
Ok Shirley, this one is for you.
http://doctorheadly.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/speedo_guy.jpg
sskasser
10-06-2008, 09:04 AM
Ok Shirley, this one is for you.
Thanks John...I may swoon sitting here at my computer. What an eye treat! Shall I consider this your application for next year's calendar? :yawinkle:
RHolmesJr
10-06-2008, 08:56 PM
Here Shirley, the wife let me post this one: This is what I would look like 28 years ago in SM
sskasser
10-06-2008, 09:22 PM
Here Shirley, the wife let me post this one: This is what I would look like 28 years ago in SM
That one's a keeper! :clapper
guru caver
10-06-2008, 09:57 PM
Darn it, girl, that's just not FAIR! It's for the greater good, the cause, the people! :smt081
OK, Seriously...have you met these 'people' ?
but maybe if you're really nice to me, we'll let you watch! :smt110
RHolmesJr
10-06-2008, 10:06 PM
That one's a keeper! :clapper
Yes he made his daddy proud on Saturday, while during a family hike he told his mother that he wants to be a cave diver and explorer when he grows up. Momma just looked at me and rolled her eyes. High fives were exchanged! Oh and correction I would have looked like that 23 years ago. Damn Samuel Adams!
Bill Rotella
10-07-2008, 06:55 AM
How about a couple of shots for the ladies of manly men! LOL
How about a couple of shots for the ladies of manly men! LOL
Are you volunteering? :twisted:
OFG-1
10-07-2008, 07:24 AM
How about a couple of shots for the ladies of manly men! LOL
Ah, yes, Manly men doing manly things...........
http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/village-people.jpg
Bill Rotella
10-07-2008, 07:33 AM
Ah, yes, Manly men doing manly things...........
http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/village-people.jpg
LOL, LOL, That was Good, and no I'm not volunteering.
trident1977
10-10-2008, 07:51 AM
Hey......
I think I saw these guys diving back MOUNT at Ginnie this past weekend.
......... ughh.... I now need some seriuos theraphy.
guru caver
10-10-2008, 08:52 AM
LOL, LOL, That was Good, and no I'm not volunteering.
Those guys look familiar. Which instructor web page did they come from?
BabyDuck
10-10-2008, 09:22 AM
for the girl's eye candy calendar, i volunteer nick leone, bobby franklin, jahjah & marchand, shelly orlowski's pink jet fins, a she-p, and a giant cave sperm. maybe mike o'leary changing in his van, i dunno.
for the boys - jean dancing, me in double 95s walking up the path from madison, elisha putting the new p-valve in her suit, a shot of all possible girls with mask face & cave hair & lipstick, and some bimbo in a bikini caressing a ccr & scooter.
OFG-1
10-10-2008, 12:45 PM
for the girl's eye candy calendar, i volunteer nick leone, bobby franklin, jahjah & marchand, shelly orlowski's pink jet fins, a she-p, and a giant cave sperm. maybe mike o'leary changing in his van, i dunno.
for the boys - jean dancing, me in double 95s walking up the path from madison, elisha putting the new p-valve in her suit, a shot of all possible girls with mask face & cave hair & lipstick, and some bimbo in a bikini caressing a ccr & scooter.
Nick Leone? Nick Leone? What are you saying, are you really into 180 pounds of extra hairy monkey meat? And the twirp put a used cath on my truck antenna. Well I showed him, its still there!
cavediver256
10-11-2008, 08:09 PM
How did I know this thread was going to spiral down into the abyss when I read the first post???? :smt102
elisha putting the new p-valve in her suit
Wow. The mortification begins.
Chantelle
10-11-2008, 09:46 PM
I was going to say that I'd be willing to put on my doubles with my scooter for a pose, but there's no way I'm doing it in a bikini. :smt102
(...and I have a p valve...lol)
Cave Ranger
10-16-2008, 09:09 PM
Well....I know I've been laying low for quite awhile now but I was waiting for this just this sort of topic to arise so that I could advise all of you freaky deaky divers and diverettes that after 3 years of painstaking U.S. government funded research in an effort to increase morale amongst Navy Seal teams, I am just days away from releasing a completely functional and dare I say fashionable set of assless chaps combined with a state of the art dry suit system. Now all serious divers who subscribe to the David Lee Rothian and Prince Rogers Nelsonian dogma of partially revealing your Glutei to exacerbate an exchange of oxygen molecules through your ass pores can rest easier knowing that there will soon be a product on the market to cater to your freakish needs.
Recently during the last testing phase, while wearing the perfected prototype my SAC rate improved by an astonishing 75% and as a bonus while walking up the stairs after the dive the drunken bikini girls at Little River shrieked and started a hair pulling girl riot in apparent approval of what even they must have recognized as a new and positive boon to all or most of diverkind. Bless their hearts.
Once president Obama signs the contract to order 5,000 units for the Pentagon it will only be a matter time before it becomes available on the civilian market.
I am also currently working to perfect a hoseless regulator system and a 1,500 cubic foot tank thats just slightly larger than a can of tennis balls.
Stay Tuned.
sskasser
10-17-2008, 06:30 AM
Well....I know I've been laying low for quite awhile now but I was waiting for this just this sort of topic to arise so that I could advise all of you freaky deaky divers and diverettes that after 3 years of painstaking U.S. government funded research in an effort to increase morale amongst Navy Seal teams, I am just days away from releasing a completely functional and dare I say fashionable set of assless chaps combined with a state of the art dry suit system. Now all serious divers who subscribe to the David Lee Rothian and Prince Rogers Nelsonian dogma of partially revealing your Glutei to exacerbate an exchange of oxygen molecules through your ass pores can rest easier knowing that there will soon be a product on the market to cater to your freakish needs.
Recently during the last testing phase, while wearing the perfected prototype my SAC rate improved by an astonishing 75% and as a bonus while walking up the stairs after the dive the drunken bikini girls at Little River shrieked and started a hair pulling girl riot in apparent approval of what even they must have recognized as a new and positive boon to all or most of diverkind. Bless their hearts.
Once president Obama signs the contract to order 5,000 units for the Pentagon it will only be a matter time before it becomes available on the civilian market.
I am also currently working to perfect a hoseless regulator system and a 1,500 cubic foot tank thats just slightly larger than a can of tennis balls.
Stay Tuned.
ROFMAO...there's a picture we need for the calendar!
So this 1,500 ft3 tank will come with the USB fill whip and free Internet fills for life, right?
Slüdge
10-17-2008, 07:31 AM
So this 1,500 ft3 tank will come with the USB fill whip and free Internet fills for life, right?
The USB whip isn't out yet. You'll have to settle for the ethernet whip.
sskasser
10-17-2008, 07:39 AM
The USB whip isn't out yet. You'll have to settle for the ethernet whip.
Nah...I ordered mine online from Ronco...and the payment cleared. I'm sure it'll be arriving any day now...
What are the chances the picture of the ethernet fill whip is still on here somewhere? I remember someone posting a picture when Fill Express first opened :-)
sskasser
10-17-2008, 08:51 AM
What are the chances the picture of the ethernet fill whip is still on here somewhere? I remember someone posting a picture when Fill Express first opened :-)
Fairly good...http://www.diveriteexpress.com/gas/etherfill.shtml
I like the part highlighted in yellow :smt046
Webmaster
10-17-2008, 10:03 PM
C'mon Forrest you can make it work. Just cram a tiny little compressor into that black box. I mean a network signal is probably good to power what, .5ci/hr @ 3000psi ?
Marbry
trident1977
10-27-2008, 07:09 AM
Just wanted to remind everyone that the calendars are on sale ...
GET YOURS TODAY!
Contact Jason 904-269-8021 or by email jason@scubaextremellc.com
Thanks and safe diving !
trident1977
11-20-2008, 08:47 AM
Calendars are ready and look AWESOME!!!! Contact me (Jason) 904-269-8021 or by email jason@scubaextremellc.com for orders
trident1977
11-28-2008, 09:34 AM
Just a quick note to let everyone know that we are having a calendar signing party at the shop on Dec. 6th from 2-6pm. We will have most of the sexy scuba girls here with free food and drinks. Come join us and "let the adventure begin".
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