Thoughts???

[OFG-1]

Thoughts??? Why Yes, I have MANY thoughts. Some include

Why does Obama's hair look like it was sprayed on out of a can?
Should I be buying items from:
http://billforfirstlady.com/home.php
Did that doctor REALLY have to pull my wisdom tooth??
Why can't we clone Peter Sellers for some more good Pink Panther movies?
Was Bugs really mean to Daffy, or did Daffy have it coming? And what about Elmer Fudd? The later Fudd was much skinner than the earlier Fudd. Did he go on Jenny Craig?
What conditioner does Forrest use on his beard for that natural but managable look?
Couldn't we have just given Saddam a billion or so and paid him to leave?
Would a reality show called "Slap YO Momma Silly" about elderly abuse work on Fox?
What has happened to Mac Davis?
Did Abe Vigoda really die?
Why cant everyone that has more money than they can hold in both hands just send the excess to me?
What if Pathagorous was wrong? How can I prove it?
Yes, I have many thoughts.

[tflaris]

Thoughts??? Why Yes, I have MANY thoughts. Some include

Why does Obama's hair look like it was sprayed on out of a can?
Should I be buying items from:
http://billforfirstlady.com/home.php
Did that doctor REALLY have to pull my wisdom tooth??
Why can't we clone Peter Sellers for some more good Pink Panther movies?
Was Bugs really mean to Daffy, or did Daffy have it coming? And what about Elmer Fudd? The later Fudd was much skinner than the earlier Fudd. Did he go on Jenny Craig?
What conditioner does Forrest use on his beard for that natural but managable look?
Couldn't we have just given Saddam a billion or so and paid him to leave?
Would a reality show called "Slap YO Momma Silly" about elderly abuse work on Fox?
What has happened to Mac Davis?
Did Abe Vigoda really die?
Why cant everyone that has more money than they can hold in both hands just send the excess to me?
What if Pathagorous was wrong? How can I prove it?
Yes, I have many thoughts.

1. Why does Obama's hair look like it was sprayed on out of a can? Because it was.
2. Should I be buying items from:
http://billforfirstlady.com/home.php. Know on the 3rd Tuesday of every month when the moon is full and within 1 week of a spring tide.
3. Did that doctor REALLY have to pull my wisdom tooth?? Pulling of the tooth has also trigger losses in other areas
4. Was Bugs really mean to Daffy, or did Daffy have it coming? And what about Elmer Fudd? It depends on whether you identify with Bugs, Daffy or Elmer.
5. The later Fudd was much skinner than the earlier Fudd. Did he go on Jenny Craig? South Beach Diet. You can see him promoting it on late night TV still.
6. What conditioner does Forrest use on his beard for that natural but managable look?
Head and Shoulders its heads above the rest.
7. Couldn't we have just given Saddam a billion or so and paid him to leave? I am wondering what what price would work for you.
8. Would a reality show called "Slap YO Momma Silly" about elderly abuse work on Fox?
Check with the Corporate Lawyers
9. What has happened to Mac Davis? Google it.
10. Did Abe Vigoda really die? Google it.
11. Why cant everyone that has more money than they can hold in both hands just send the excess to me? Your witt and charm are not as far reaching as your imagination.
12. What if Pathagorous was wrong? How can I prove it? Put it in a theorem.
13. Yes, I have many thoughts. Yes you do thanks for sharing.

[FW]

Thoughts??? Why Yes, I have MANY thoughts. Some include

Why does Obama's hair look like it was sprayed on out of a can?
Should I be buying items from:
http://billforfirstlady.com/home.php
Did that doctor REALLY have to pull my wisdom tooth??
Why can't we clone Peter Sellers for some more good Pink Panther movies?
Was Bugs really mean to Daffy, or did Daffy have it coming? And what about Elmer Fudd? The later Fudd was much skinner than the earlier Fudd. Did he go on Jenny Craig?
What conditioner does Forrest use on his beard for that natural but managable look?
Couldn't we have just given Saddam a billion or so and paid him to leave?
Would a reality show called "Slap YO Momma Silly" about elderly abuse work on Fox?
What has happened to Mac Davis?
Did Abe Vigoda really die?
Why cant everyone that has more money than they can hold in both hands just send the excess to me?
What if Pathagorous was wrong? How can I prove it?
Yes, I have many thoughts.
aussie mousse + :-D

[Ken Hill]

Ponderisms Apologies in Advance


Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


/K

[FW]

That looks awfully familiar!

http://www.reiki-4-all.com/lofiversion/index.php/t1965.html

[OFG-1]

7. Couldn't we have just given Saddam a billion or so and paid him to leave? I am wondering what what price would work for you.


I'll take 1/10,000th as much, and gladly burn my computer. Please send small non sequentially numbered bills.

And Ken, did you ever wonder why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[Taucher-Tom]

Ken, do you know what american beer and making love in a boat have in common?























EDIT: violation of rule #2. "truk lagoon", consider yourself warned. Three strikes, and you are out.

Best Regards from Bitburg Brewery Germany

[ARY]

EDIT: violation of rule #2. "truck lagon", consider yourself warned. Three strikes, and you are out.

Damn, i've not got in time to read it. Before the guy gets kicked out can we hear the sinful content ?

[Mike Edmonston]

Damn, i've not got in time to read it. Before the guy gets kicked out can we hear the sinful content ?

It involved a chicken, 2 mules, a nun and an athiast..... Ehhh ... nevermind :yawinkle:

[FW]

Damn, i've not got in time to read it. Before the guy gets kicked out can we hear the sinful content ?
Feel free to PM truk lagoon for the un-censored version :-D

[Ken Hill]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and
Wilma Flintstone.
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There .... take that. /K

[Mike Edmonston]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and
Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------

There .... take that. /K

Oh boy, it looks like we're turning this into a GOOGLEfest...

Can't wait to read more...

[Slüdge]

?????????

The first two are said to be urban legends, but the third is just plain wrong.

First, Fred and Wilma had twin beds. They NEVER had a double bed.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/marykay.asp

[Ken Hill]

?????????

The first two are said to be urban legends, but the third is just plain wrong.

First, Fred and Wilma had twin beds. They NEVER had a double bed.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/marykay.asp



I heard Barney had doubles and wore rock boots. Fred was saving for a rebreather. Caves were evrywhere then.

[Cave Ranger]

Feel free to PM truk lagoon for the un-censored version :-D

Uhh?? I think the answer is they are both something, something, blah, blah, blah, close to water.
Sam Adams Winter Lager excluded? :drinkers:

[FW]

Uhh?? I think the answer is they are both something, something, blah, blah, blah, close to water.
Sam Adams Winter Lager excluded? :drinkers:

:-D

[Mike Edmonston]

I heard Barney had doubles and wore rock boots. Fred was saving for a rebreather. Caves were evrywhere then.

Well, at least Wilma and Betty didn't need boots:smt079

http://www.caveline.com/pics/_flintstones.jpg

Yabba-Dabba-respect my authorita!-doo

[OFG-1]

It involved a chicken, 2 mules, a nun and an athiast..... Ehhh ... nevermind :yawinkle:

Mike, I thought it was 2 roosters, a jar of Mayonaise, a pair of chineese handcuffs, and a cactus frond with the thorns partially removed? You are doing it wrong.

[Mike Edmonston]

Mike, I thought it was 2 roosters, a jar of Mayonaise, a pair of chineese handcuffs, and a cactus frond with the thorns partially removed? You are doing it wrong.

It really depends on which part of Tijuana your instructor was trained in :smt081

[Taucher-Tom]

sorry folks,

today I found out about my violation of rule #3.

I want to apologize for it and make sure that I didn´t want to offend anybody.

pm sent to FW.


@ cavediver: I don´t know "Sam Adams Winter Lager", but if you send me a bottle, I´ll send you a bottle of "Bit"

[rotor60driver]

sorry folks,

today I found out about my violation of rule #3.

I want to apologize for it and make sure that I didn´t want to offend anybody.

pm sent to FW.


@ cavediver: I don´t know "Sam Adams Winter Lager", but if you send me a bottle, I´ll send you a bottle of "Bit"



Truk,
It has been about 4 years since I had a Bit. Sam Adams is good but I would gladly send some to you for a Bit. Hey how about a keg of Kreutzburg (man those monks can make some beer)