Idea for a movie: Jaws 5

[mgersch]

Jaws 5: The cave diving son of jaws.
After years of exploration a team of cave divers finally connects Ginny Springs to the Atlantic Ocean. After laying a record breaking 92 miles of line, the team discovers that the line has attracted the much smaller and more maneuverable "Son of jaws," who then swims back along the line to Ginny and begins to pick off drunk snorkelers in bikinis by day and retreating back into the depths of the cave at night. Finally, Rich Courtney, played by Vin Diesel, saves the day when he reroutes the gold line through a narrow restriction, trapping the shark on the Atlantic side of the restriction forever.

Expected release straight to UTUBE in summer 2008!

Credits:
Nic Brown: Jaws movies researcher and resident jaws movie expert

[nic160]

As the resident expert, I would like to suggest that we Hire softporn movie star Chris Corbet (Ghost Diver 2007) to play the shark. Due to his expertise in the proper techniques of chasing chic's in bikinis around the local springs............

[Strazz]

I was given specific instructions by the Ghost Diver not to share the link to his videos...

Actually, he only said not to share it with Nic!:smt077

[Corbett]

Good man Strazz!

[Oister]

It should be a Bull Shark.

[sskasser]

ROFLMBFAO! I can just see the movie trailers now!

[FW]

If any of you had ever dived Cemetary Cave, off the coast of Grand Bahama, you might have already been through this senario. The last time I was there, we had gotten about 100' inside, and about a 10' shark came right at our lights! All we could was "give right of way to the exiting team....uh....shark" :-D

[sskasser]

If any of you had ever dived Cemetary Cave, off the coast of Grand Bahama, you might have already been through this senario. The last time I was there, we had gotten about 100' inside, and about a 10' shark came right at our lights! All we could was "give right of way to the exiting team....uh....shark" :-D

Umm...yeah...I'd think he definitely had right of way...exiting or entering :smt080

[duckster3d]

i heard of another spoof movie being made down in cave country during the week before chrismas, anyone else hear about it? something about deep see defectives

[MattTheAquaman]

I don't think we need another movie like jaws that makes sharks look like monsters. They need OUR protection! Jaws scared enough people and made them think that sharks should be destroyed. This is only my opinion! I am not a big fan of Hollywood Exageration.

Matt

[Cave Ranger]

If any of you had ever dived Cemetary Cave, off the coast of Grand Bahama, you might have already been through this senario. The last time I was there, we had gotten about 100' inside, and about a 10' shark came right at our lights! All we could was "give right of way to the exiting team....uh....shark" :-D

There's a coral cave in 145 fsw off of Juno Beach called the "Hole in the Wall" that almost always has 2 or 3 large (8-10 ft) Nurse Sharks sleeping in the cavern area. If you spook them on your way through they'll make a beeline for the exit and ruin the viz in the process.
I'm guessing that was a Nurse Shark you ran into also Forrest? If so, I doubt it would have attacked any of you. They are more like a giant Catfish than shark and was probably just trying to get away from you. Even if it did bite you though all you would have gotton is an enormous hicky. Sort of like if you dated Rosie O'donnell.....only maybe not quite that bad
;-)

http://cbs4.com/topstories/Dave.Marcel.Dr.2.395192.html

[OFG-1]

Damn, I thought you were thinking of a movie starring Linda Lovelace sporting a new set of dentures.

[Mike Edmonston]

There's a coral cave in 145 fsw off of Juno Beach called the "Hole in the Wall" that almost always has 2 or 3 large (8-10 ft) Nurse Sharks sleeping in the cavern area. If you spook them on your way through they'll make a beeline for the exit and ruin the viz in the process.
I'm guessing that was a Nurse Shark you ran into also Forrest? If so, I doubt it would have attacked any of you. They are more like a giant Catfish than shark and was probably just trying to get away from you. Even if it did bite you though all you would have gotton is an enormous hicky. Sort of like if you dated Rosie O'donnell.....only maybe not quite that bad
;-)

http://cbs4.com/topstories/Dave.Marcel.Dr.2.395192.html

Yeah, I remember that. Dave decided to kiss the Nurse for a photo op!

He learned the Hard way that Capt Slate should be the only one making out with the marine life :-D

[Cave Ranger]

Damn, I thought you were thinking of a movie starring Linda Lovelace sporting a new set of dentures.

I'm sorry.....what was that you said after Linda Lovelace? I blacked out temporarily :-)

[FW]

I'm guessing that was a Nurse Shark you ran into also Forrest?

Yep, but the story wouldn't be very exciting then, would it :-)

[FW]

Is Linda Lovelace still alive? Last I heard, she had cancer.

[Cave Ranger]

Is Linda Lovelace still alive? Last I heard, she had cancer.

Yep.....Deader than a "Raid" soaked junebug.

From a car crash.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Lovelace

We went from a remake of Jaws to Deep Throat. How do we do it?
Maybe we could combine the two into one movie. The....er...talents of Linda Lovelace with the story of a revenge crazed Great White Shark. I'm not sure what to name it but I have no doubt it'll be bloody.

[nic160]

Now that you menton it, I think I would rather film Linda Lovelace then some shark..........

[Strazz]

Now that you menton it, I think I would rather film Linda Lovelace then some shark..........

Linda Lovelace look-alike with the Ghost Diver, perhaps?