Merry Christmas to all!!!

[Jay]

I suspect most of you will get a lump of coal in your stocking, but I hope you all make out better then that. :)

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

:smt114 :smt114 :smt114

Jay

[Dan Thoms]

Merry Christmas to you too

[Wizard]

If you put a PST 120 in your stocking this year, it will hold more next year.

[OFG-1]

From the mind of Walt Kelly:
Sing to "Deck the Halls"

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' Polly Voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har'ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly --
Golly, Solly's cold and so's ol' Lou!

[Slüdge]

John, I do believe that's the largest collection of mondegreens I've ever seen in one song!:ele

To all my Christian friends: Merry Christmas!

To all my non-Christian friends: you do know you're going to hell, right?






Just kidding!:jesus

[FW]

I suspect most of you will get a lump of coal in your stocking...

I am hoping for something similar in my stocking. Hard, black, with over an hour burn time :-D

[FW]

John, I do believe that's the largest collection of mondegreens I've ever seen in one song
Hmmm, the American version of a Malapropism?

[Slüdge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

[Rich]

As I keep telling my wonderful wife Cheryl, thanks so much for letting me use that new Silent Submersion that I bought you for Christmas...... :)

Seriously, Merry Christmas to all !

Safe diving,

Rich

[Webmaster]

John, I do believe that's the largest collection of mondegreens I've ever seen in one song!:ele

To all my Christian friends: Merry Christmas!

To all my non-Christian friends: you do know you're going to hell, right?


Hmm, after reading that above I think I may already be there.

Marbry

(PS - Jesus was an alien, Elvis told me so.)

[OFG-1]

John, I do believe that's the largest collection of mondegreens I've ever seen in one song!:ele


Who knows from that?

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/cic-024-01.gif

[OFG-1]

I am hoping for something similar in my stocking. Hard, black, with over an hour burn time :-D

Forrest, sometimes it gets just too easy to make jokes. I mean when you lead with wanting something "hard,black,with over an hour burn time", its just like trapping a cat with tuna, too easy.

You know, most old commercial divers have a twisted, and perverse sense of humor anyhow, and since I don't consider myself to be overly cruel, I'll just let this pass.

Cheers, and a big Felice Navidad to all.

[FW]

Forrest, sometimes it gets just too easy to make jokes. I mean when you lead with wanting something "hard,black,with over an hour burn time", its just like trapping a cat with tuna, too easy.

You know, most old commercial divers have a twisted, and perverse sense of humor anyhow, and since I don't consider myself to be overly cruel, I'll just let this pass.

Cheers, and a big Felice Navidad to all.
Russell PMed me a similar comment. I am starting to wonder about you two.... :roll:

"We have found the enemy, and he are us" :-D

[defunct]

John, I do believe that's the largest collection of mondegreens I've ever seen in one song!:ele



That elephant reminds me of something around christmas time... hmmm...

oh yea... this!!

http://www.delirium.be/photo/etiquettes/delirium%20noel.jpg

[duckster3d]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL, SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS. ARRIVING SOMETIME ON THE 26 FOR A WEEK OF FUN, and diving

[Line Squirrel]

Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!! :smt114

[Starryskies]

That elephant reminds me of something around christmas time... hmmm...

oh yea... this!!

http://www.delirium.be/photo/etiquettes/delirium%20noel.jpg

Delirium Tremens - now that is some good brew!!!

Wishing everyone a wonderful holiday season!

...and lots of safe diving...

:)

[cavemark]

Christmas came early his year. My wife told me to go up to Cave East and try on that Diving Concepts drysuit that's been hanging there for a while. I can't imagine a custom fitting any better. Thanks Johnny. Now I can dive this winter.

Merry Christmas to all. In Christ all things are possible.

Mark