OFG-1
11-30-2007, 07:30 PM
A point of order to the moderators - if I get called a *****, am I allowed to get equally nasty back?
Andrew, I agree with you, the new rule 6 needs some clarification by the moderators, and perhaps we could come up with a method of communicating our thoughts without violating rule 6.
As a thought, I offer a form of shorthand, similar to text messaging perhaps, whereby we could express ourselves properly.
My suggestion breaks certain items into categories, with different items
Category 1 – General insults (or compliments) – such as
1- You are a pipsqueking prick
2- You are a pompous little wad
3- You are a self absorbed *******
4- You must sniff the reeking bums of hobo’s.
5- You must like to have your earlobes licked
Category 2- Qualifiers to the general insults (or compliments) – such as
A – Your lack of insight makes me believe that ..
B – Your bombastic style convinces me that…
C – Your diving skills are so bad that…
D - You are so ignorant that….
E - You are such a beautiful woman that….
So instead of actually typing out the insult, we can use shorthand. Let’s say that there is a real pain in the ass that I want to slam. For argument’s sake, lets call him “Randy”. I can just type
Randy, B-3 or, Randy, D-4
Or if I want to wish Shirley a happy birthday, I can just type
Shirley, E-5
Naturally, if you mistype, you could have a great deal of confusion. Like if you told someone E-4 or even A-5
Of course, this list is by no means complete, we can each add items, and even new categories, such as sexual innuendo, family insults , beard jokes, and yes, even fat jokes.
So what do you think, will this comply with Rule 6??
Andrew, I agree with you, the new rule 6 needs some clarification by the moderators, and perhaps we could come up with a method of communicating our thoughts without violating rule 6.
As a thought, I offer a form of shorthand, similar to text messaging perhaps, whereby we could express ourselves properly.
My suggestion breaks certain items into categories, with different items
Category 1 – General insults (or compliments) – such as
1- You are a pipsqueking prick
2- You are a pompous little wad
3- You are a self absorbed *******
4- You must sniff the reeking bums of hobo’s.
5- You must like to have your earlobes licked
Category 2- Qualifiers to the general insults (or compliments) – such as
A – Your lack of insight makes me believe that ..
B – Your bombastic style convinces me that…
C – Your diving skills are so bad that…
D - You are so ignorant that….
E - You are such a beautiful woman that….
So instead of actually typing out the insult, we can use shorthand. Let’s say that there is a real pain in the ass that I want to slam. For argument’s sake, lets call him “Randy”. I can just type
Randy, B-3 or, Randy, D-4
Or if I want to wish Shirley a happy birthday, I can just type
Shirley, E-5
Naturally, if you mistype, you could have a great deal of confusion. Like if you told someone E-4 or even A-5
Of course, this list is by no means complete, we can each add items, and even new categories, such as sexual innuendo, family insults , beard jokes, and yes, even fat jokes.
So what do you think, will this comply with Rule 6??